It's come to my attention that SAMBA has been fan-screwed. Yes. Fan-screwed. What does that mean to me? JACK-MOTHERFUCKING-SHIT. Not only does it raise points that I've already dismissed after the creation of my thread: 'onoz its teh cameo fest', 'teh text colors they blind me', 'no polt!!!11!!' and last but not least, 'teh characters be bland'.

Now, in defense of the issue of the text boxes, I actually thought about changing them all to black on white when Son Goharotto (politely) suggested it but when the 'omfg yuor font si teh sux0rz!!111!' followed after it, I decided not to change it simply FUCKING SPITE YOU WHINY BABIES (minus Goharotto). Why? That's how I work. I love to spite whiny people. So SHUT THE FUCK UP. Not you though, Goharotto. You're okay.

As for the outcries of cameo fest. I have this thing called a REAL LIFE which means I can't sit here for hours a day spriting new and unique characters for your viewing pleasure. And plus, there's still a 95% chance that the design has already been used. The comic is being posted in a fucking MEGAMAN COMMUNITY WHERE PEOPLE LIKE TO SPRITE. So WHAT do you think the chances are that my awesome 'original' characters hadn't already been done before? Besides, I willingly admit that I lack the artistic vision to think of completely new characters anyway. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Ah, here comes one of the fun parts. The plot or the supposed lack of. NO SHIT. How many comics are up? Twenty-three? What the hell do you want from me? The tried and true Squarenix formula? onoz here comes the evil i should use my jumbo sized sword to destroy it? Yeah, you ain't getting that shit from me. As soon as I see some 'better' ideas from you people, you're getting what I fucking give you. A rushed plot will lead to holes and do I want holes? No. I don't. The parking lot outside has enough holes to keep me busy for the time being. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Lastly, the characters. This is a lot like the plot and the cameos. First off, what would happen if I used the base characters? You know, X, Zero and the like? I'd get 'This is unoriginal and bland wah wah wah!'. And what would I get if I threw the backstories together? 'The story sucks! Wah wah wah!'. It's a losing situation with you biased fucks either way. As for the sprites, I'm no expert spriter like Robert Oakies or Wedge Prower so I don't have the skill to invent a totally new character design right out of my ass. I admire their abilities, really. You only get better with practice. And have you noticed that a lot of sprites have an X or Zero base? You have? Good. Then maybe you'll understand that PEOPLE ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TO GO WITH AND SO MUCH THEY'RE WILLING TO WORK WITH. Me? I'm good at doing minor scratch work and really good at frankensteining. I'll get better as time goes by but I'm not going to wait for that comic-wise. So SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Bottom line: This is MY COMIC so I'll do what I SEE FIT, regardless of your fucking whining. I'm not here to appease everyone. I'm here to entertain my friends. If you like it, great! Don't like it? Don't read it! Recommend it to your friends without throwing in your one-sided opinion! Maybe they'll like it! Now, you can...

Keep bitching and moaning and I'll be forced to call the WAH-bulence to bring you babies a crib to take a time-out in. If you're lucky, Sytel and her flock of annoying cultists fanboys will be along to rescue your worthless ass.